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Me on camera

I am photogenic am I
not? On this site
I show you my best.


Me on video

Videos capture me
sleeping, lounging,
playing and just
being me.


My melodies

My eyes speak for
me most often, but
I also have a melodic


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Cat Bowl Starter Set

by Nornor


For past weekly picks click  

 20172016 or 2015



The Protagonists

Sr. Advisor

Willow went OTRB 6/10/16. We will not seek a replacement for his position at Noir Kitty Mews, because he was irreplacable. We miss him dearly.

Professional Hunter

My Tabby cousin, Willow's prodigy, is a very sly and experienced hunter of mice, birds, and bunnies. He is a shy one, but is full of charm.

Pip (My Juliet)

This beautiful Tortie has my heart. She appears in my yard and at my door regularly, but plays hard to get. Someday she'll realize she loves me.

Nature Researcher

My neighbor is elusive and mysterious. Her fabulous Tortie markings camouflage her outdoors where she spends most of her time.

The Antagonists

Environmental Technician

My Basset roommate has odd proportions, has an odor, and drools. Nonetheless she is harmless and has proven to be a loyal beastie.

Food Tester

My rambunctious Yellow Lab cousin is an adventure seeker. She always has a happy face, is food motivated, and shares a home with Oliver.

Lily Madison

My aunt is a white Westie diva. The only pet of her household, she is full of energy and spunk. She is curious and playful. Her shrill voice can break glass.


This rodent keeps visiting my backyard. If I were allowed outside on my own I would pounce him and remind him who's king.


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